Snowball effect
Ok so have you guys ever heard of the snowball effect. It's like if you go back into the past and kill you grandfather, then you would have never been born and so you couldn't have killed your grandfather. Well this has something like that.
Ok so we were in health, and since there are only like 20 chairs and 30 students some of us have to sit on the floor and some other have to sit on the seat of absent ppl (aka me). Well apparently someone who were sitting on the floor out of all the twenty chairs in the room stole mine...of course I knew this was gonna happen, because when ever something bad is gonna happen it's gonna happen to me.
ANYWAY...Well I was to lazy to get myself a chair (meaning steal one) so I sat on the floor. And me being my lepercon self couldn't reach the desk so I had to stand on my knees (which btw hurt like hell!!!!)
So Kayla asked me why I don't just take a chair (again which means steal one) so instead of telling her I was too lazy (which would have made her lecture me on my laziness ((and I get enough of that at home)) and make me tune her out, which would make her lecture me on how I shouldn't tune people out, and then I'll have to tune her out again, and well...I think you get the point.) So I explain the snowball effect to her (I steal a chair, they steal a chair, we all steal a chair) And let me tell you this it's like explaining how to ride a bicycle to a fish (not that she's dumb or anything...I think...but anyway, when I talk I use big words that even I don't understand, so when someone speak to me in the same way I speak to people it's like teaching a fish to ride a bicycle while juggling flaming bowling pins and grandmas.)
ANYWAY (again, I spent the rest of the hour on my knees, and Kayla pointed out I'll probally devolope knee cancer and have to have my legs from the knee under chop off(but look on the bright side, no more PE!!!)
Ok I'm done. So my Humanities'teacher makes us write down how many minutes I read in a week and this week I read for fourteen hours and thirty six minutes.
Well g2g,
Much Luv,
Iris
Ok so we were in health, and since there are only like 20 chairs and 30 students some of us have to sit on the floor and some other have to sit on the seat of absent ppl (aka me). Well apparently someone who were sitting on the floor out of all the twenty chairs in the room stole mine...of course I knew this was gonna happen, because when ever something bad is gonna happen it's gonna happen to me.
ANYWAY...Well I was to lazy to get myself a chair (meaning steal one) so I sat on the floor. And me being my lepercon self couldn't reach the desk so I had to stand on my knees (which btw hurt like hell!!!!)
So Kayla asked me why I don't just take a chair (again which means steal one) so instead of telling her I was too lazy (which would have made her lecture me on my laziness ((and I get enough of that at home)) and make me tune her out, which would make her lecture me on how I shouldn't tune people out, and then I'll have to tune her out again, and well...I think you get the point.) So I explain the snowball effect to her (I steal a chair, they steal a chair, we all steal a chair) And let me tell you this it's like explaining how to ride a bicycle to a fish (not that she's dumb or anything...I think...but anyway, when I talk I use big words that even I don't understand, so when someone speak to me in the same way I speak to people it's like teaching a fish to ride a bicycle while juggling flaming bowling pins and grandmas.)
ANYWAY (again, I spent the rest of the hour on my knees, and Kayla pointed out I'll probally devolope knee cancer and have to have my legs from the knee under chop off(but look on the bright side, no more PE!!!)
Ok I'm done. So my Humanities'teacher makes us write down how many minutes I read in a week and this week I read for fourteen hours and thirty six minutes.
Well g2g,
Much Luv,
Iris

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